run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr)

amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

scared that things are going to change. 

it might be an irrational fear, but i think it’s justified.

i do find it a bit weird ranting on tumblr because now there are people that i actually know whom have taken the time to follow me. not that i’m sure many stop to read when i do occasionally rant like this. but nonetheless, it’s still a strange feeling. i’ve been handed way too much time to think & i guess i just need a way of getting it out.

i just read perks of being a wallflower. & i’m unsure if any of what i’m about to say (or rather attempt to say) is related but we will see.

i think one of my (many) problems is that i refuse to ‘participate’ in life. which is a perks reference but i think it’s pretty self explanatory. 

i feel, but more often then not i just watch. 

i want my life to start, but i’m unsure how i’m supposed to make that happen.

i’m not unhappy i don’t think. life is truly beautiful. 

i have a family who doesn’t really have much at all, but they care.

i have friends who love me.

a boyfriend, though it hasn’t been long at all, who i just feel really good about.

& what people tell me will be a promising future. 

i just cry a lot because things aren’t happening fast enough.

graduation was a year ago & it’s so funny thinking about how happy i was to be starting anew. i was headed to the university of miami, & i was going to have the time of my life. & everything was going to be perfect.

it’s also funny looking at how nothing went as planned.

emotionally, this past year has been a lot for me. & i’m still trying to put everything back together. 

life really stops for no one. i’m trying to make the best of what i’ve got. try & figure out if staying here is in my best interests. & hope that the part where things start falling into place takes place soon.

i’ve been so harshly slapped back into reality, i’m doing what i can to adjust.

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

LMFAO

on skype with my lovely boyfriend at 246 in the morning.

the distance doesn’t get any easier.

but it’s nice seeing his face.